The table of doctor pain

When you get shots doctors always use lingo you don't get. Here it is, explained.
"This won't hurt a bit"= A little bit of pain
"This is going to sting"= A LOT of pain
"IT will be over in a second"= YEEOCH!

Mom Minutes

You know how whenever you ask your mom to do something and she says in a minute it takes forever, I am here to help with the table of Mom Minutes.

In the bath=80 years
While she's cooking= 20 minutes
Chatting with friends = 45 minutes
Doing laundry= Speed of light (goodbye laundry)

Winter!

You will not believe what is going on! I checked the weather today and we have a high of 50 degrees and a low of wait for it.............. 38 DEGREES! In Nevada that is considered freezing!  Finally, I get to use my coat!